in

A brain works on a different tangent

 

The female brain works on a different tangent than male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life

In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her, “Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state, I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive I’d much rather die!”

My wife got up from the sofa with a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox..

And then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and the beer from the fridge…

The Angry Nun Decided To Be

When his wife walks up behind him