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An Elderly Woman Is Holding A Funeral

An elderly woman is holding a funeral for her recently deceased husband

After the viewing, she discusses how kind and honest of a man her husband was, how she was so sad to see him go, and she bursts into tears.

Her nephew, after consoling his mourning aunt, asks

“May I say a word”.

Through tears, she says, “Of course”

He takes a moment and says “Plethora”.

His aunt, wiping her eyes, says

“Thank you, that means a lot.”

A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar

Damned Good