A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?” “Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.” More
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything […] More
A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must still be good in bed” She got many applicants but after a few weeks she didn’t find anybody suitable. She was […] More
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt […] More
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.” His friend said: “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she […] More
An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants and raised her legs. The dentist said: “Excuse me; I ‘m not a gynecologist.” “I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.” More
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids More
An elderly couple in their 80’s were going to Florida. At the border, the customs officer asks where they were going. The wife says “what did he say”. The husband turns to the wife and says the customs officer wants to know where we are going. He then tells the officer that we are going […] More
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. […] More
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are […] More
A man lies completely naked on the beach with a huge sombrero on his dignity and with a sign “For viewing – BGN 5.” A woman passed by, she wondered why the man was hiding behind such a big hat, gave 5 levs, looked and exclaimed: Well, he is hanging! And the man replied: Well, […] More
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says. “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today..” The bartender says. “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, […] More
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