A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your […] More
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I’ll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what […] More
Unexpectedly, an artist’s wife started having sex with him every day. Though quite unusual, he didn’t question his luck, deciding to just enjoy the ride. One day, his wife approached him. “Honey? Can you sketch a picture for me?” “Of course!” he replied. “What should I draw?” “What you think our baby will look like. […] More
A man and a blonde meet in an elevator. “Where are you heading today?” the man asks. “I’m going down to give blood.” “How much do you get paid for giving blood?” “About $20.” “Wow,” says the man, “I’m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.” The woman angrily gets off […] More
Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and […] More
A man books a Doctor’s appointment for his huge penis. He books the appointment with the doctor and goes into to see him and explains, “D-d-d-d-doctor I have a really bad s-s-s-stutter caused by all the b-b-b-b-blood going to my huge p-p-p-p-penis” The doctor takes a look and can see that is the case. They […] More
A gas station owner was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, “Free Sex with Every Fill-Up.” Rob pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he […] More
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.” Priest: “Are […] More
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. ‘Nurse’, he mumbles, from behind the mask. ‘Are my testicles black? ‘Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, ‘I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here […] More
A poor Irish family lives on a farm and they rely on their single cow for income. One morning, the father walks outside to find their cow dead. “There is nothing that could help get us out of poverty now,” says the dad as he shoots himself. The mom walks outside and sees the dad […] More
A new blonde hostess began her first day. The route they were flying required that they make a stop in another city for the night. Soon after their arrival the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms. The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight […] More
A gynecologist notices that a new patient is nervous. While putting on the latex gloves, he asks her if she knows how they make latex gloves. The patient says no. The doctor says, “There is a plant in Mexico full of latex that people of various hand sizes dip their hands into and let them […] More
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