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The children were lined up
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile
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in Funny JokesThe manager hired a new
The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving
in Funny JokesA father buys a lie detector
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father
in Funny JokesWhile watching TV with his wife
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws another peanut
in Funny JokesThe child was a typical four-year-old
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, and bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of
in Funny JokesA woman arrived at a party
A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, “Hello. My
in Funny JokesLittle Johnny and his two friends
Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he can
in Funny JokesA young man named Joe bought a horse
A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for £250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
in Funny JokesCop on horse says to little girl
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a
in Funny JokesA psychic goes into an opticians
A psychic goes into an opticians to get his contact lenses replaced. Upon learning his customers profession, the optician asks what next year has in hold for him. The psychic replies “Alas, I cannot tell you” The optician, who has had a terrible year up to this point, begs him for just a basic reading, […]
in Funny JokesA nun is in charge of painting
A nun is in charge of painting the walls of a newly built classroom for Sunday School. Not wanting to get paint on her habit, she decides that it would be best to strip completely. She closes the curtains, disrobes, and begins painting the room. Suddenly she hears a knock on the door. “Who is […]
in Funny JokesA blind man walks into a restaurant
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer I’ll smell it and […]
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