A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date. Finally, he arrived after midnight. “Were you worried, father?” “Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…” “It cost me only four euros!” “Hmm, it’s not that much.” “I know father… But […] More
A man says to his doctor “Doctor, I have an embarrassing sexual problem” The doctor says “Tell me about your sex life, “The man says “Well, first thing in the morning, the wife and I have a quick ‘morning glory’. Then I go to work and about eleven o’clock my secretary gives me a BJ […] More
Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. As a further step to reduce the price tag, the three sisters resolved to spend their honeymoon night at home. Later that night, their mother couldn’t sleep, so she went to the kitchen for a cup […] More
One morning when I was going out of the house I met my neighbor’s daughter who was pregnant. When I returned home I saw her father closing the door. I told him: “Your daughter hasn’t married yet I wonder how it is possible a girl without any husband be pregnant? For a moment her father […] More
John hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life, between the legs of my wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of the night.” […] More
An older couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living […] More
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.” The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a […] More
One morning while his wife was making breakfast, a man walked up to her and gave her a healthy pinch on her butt. He said to her, “If you firmed up your butt we could get rid of your girdle.” The wife was angry but said nothing. The next morning her husband pinched her breast […] More
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep on the couch. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out. The next day he was […] More
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN […] More
Once upon a time there was a women that was about to have triplets. In her stomach the babies were talking to each other. The first baby says “I want to be a plumber, because there is so much water in here”. The second baby says “I want to be an electrician because it is […] More
A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl […] More
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