A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have built-in weather predictions.” “What do you mean by that?” asked one inquisitive visitor. “When the cows are standing,” the farmer explained, “it means no rain is likely for […] More
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a […]
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to […]
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife […]
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she
A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a naked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt […] More
Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and said: “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides,… she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stuck.” His friend said: “I have an idea! Why don’t you make up a certificate saying she […] More
Husband always insisted on making love in the dark. After 20 years wife turns on the light, finds him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic, “You impotent bas*ard! How could you lie to me all these years?” Husband looks her straight in the eyes & calmly says, “I’ll explain the toy, you explain the kids More
Recruits got a shock when their Army basic-training instructor turned out to be an attractive female sergeant. Her assistant, however, was a burly, hawk-nosed veteran whose glare could freeze water. At the end of training, the attractive instructor congratulated the recruits and said that if there was anything she could do for us, just ask. […] More
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are […] More
A man goes to a hospital and sees a man masturbating. He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t masturbate every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a blowjob to […] More
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