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    A Man Noticed Two Tennis Balls

    One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross street for the light to change, he noticed a beautiful blonde standing next to him and smiling. “What are […] More

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    A Man Masturbating In A Hospital

    A man goes to a hospital and sees a man masturbating. He asks the nurse why is he doing so. The nurse explains to him that if he doesn’t masturbate every 6 hours there would be a clot and he would die. Then in the next room, he sees a nurse giving a blowjob to […] More

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    Whose Panties Are These?

    A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. When she returns and enters the house, she puts her things away and then goes to do some much needed laundry. Upon her entry to the room, however, she finds a pair of panties on the floor that do not belong to her! […] More

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    A Lady Comes Home From Her Doctor’s Appointment

    A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear. Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?” The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old.” “Oh yeah?” quipped her husband, “What did he say about your […] More

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    A Blonde and Milk Bath

    A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blonde […] More

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    Sister, Have You Ever Touched A Mans Unit?

    A bus full of nuns crashes and they all die and go to the pearly gates. There they are met by St Peter. St Peter asks the first nun: “Sister, have you ever touched a man unit?” The Sister replies: “Yes, with the tip of my finger” “OK, dip the tip of your finger in […] More

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    A Rich Dude And His Wife Were Having Dinner

    A rich dude and his wife were having dinner at a fancy joint. This absolutely stunning young woman comes over to the table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she’ll see him later and walks away. The wife glares at him: “Who the hell was that ? “Oh”, replies the husband casually, […] More

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    Girl Had Grown Hair Between Her Legs

    A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey […] More

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    A Woman Comes Home And Tells Her Husband No More Headaches

    A woman comes home and tells her husband, “Remember those Headaches I’ve been having all these years? Well, they’re gone.” “No more headaches?” The husband asks, “What happened?” His wife replies, Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me To Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,… “I do not […] More

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