An elderly man came into a shop with a ‘Salesman Wanted’ sign in a window. He went up to the owner & said, “I-I-I w-w-wanna-t the j-joooob-b.” “I don’t know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,” said the owner. “I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife & s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this […] More
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, “I want to open a f*cking checking account.” The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank.” The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him […] More
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we have built-in weather predictions.” “What do you mean by that?” asked one inquisitive visitor. “When the cows are standing,” the farmer explained, “it means no rain is likely for […] More
A 71 year old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar Suddenly a […]
A man on a flight to Chicago suddenly found himself having an urgent need to […]
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and […]
Late one evening a Marine pulled into a little town, only to find that every […]
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife […]
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. […]
On their first night together, a newlywed couple go to change. The new bride comes […]
One day johnny’s mam asks the class, “Which part of the human body goes to heaven first?” Suzi said, “Well, it’s our hands. We do
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower. “There is a blind man to see you,” she
Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.
To use social login you have to agree with the storage and handling of your data by this website. %privacy_policy%
AcceptHere you'll find all collections you've created before.